Humble Flumber

- Fate is decided by God but destiny is the path you choose to get there -

Well it seems that pretty boy Edison was caught with his pants down along with a string of other females stars and seriously I will not start pointing fingers here. This has to be one of the most debated issues other than the U.S. Presidential race this 2008 simply because, it's human nature to crave for the extremes to fuel our own destruction. The eager minds to satisfy for that once in a life time view of God's perfect creation, the body in it's purest form and which fool will deny it given that it's from a celebrity? Well denial of it would be simply be turning in a hundred million dollars to the cops. Afterall, wasn't that curiosity the same one that banished Adam and Eve from Eden? Oh wait...or was it that curiosity that lead to the invention of the airplane?

There you go, a classic case of "What you reap is what you sow" or would Karma be a better word to represent the whole saga? It's up to you to decide your own course of action but it's the general masses that will prosecute your decision. Secret sex lifes of celebrities are so sought after by the media and the rest simply just prey on the media's scoop. As quoted in a certain article, Edison proclaimed that he likes taking pictures of his escapades and showing his conquests to a "selected" group of friends. Hmm...one will wonder the definition of "selected" in that statement and man man man, Edison, you sure have a huge ego. I sincerely salute you my man with a bold statement like that, it simply implies those pictures are nothing more than superfacial "trophies" to curb your insecure gratification.

A point to note here is that with over 1300 juicy photos in that computer, sending it to be repaired will be the greatest pitfall especially if I am someone of celebrity status. Wouldn't any logical common sense of even a retard with a measly 2% of sanity rationalise the situation? Alrite point taken, my man Edison, given the fact that I do respect you as much as I like your bad ass attitude, I would really suggest you spend a negative 200% of your fortune to take up some kindergarden computer class for idiots or at least to protect these vital infomation if you have an exclusive hobby than to buy a huge diamond stud.

Besides, given the supply and demand representation in economics and the influences of impactful news, if you do go long on this position if Edison's stocks does exists, I bet you would have made a huge kill overnight. Also since it's fairly easy to conclude that human nature is evil after all that spills from China, someone out there will continue to circulate and fan the flames despite Edison's plea on his blog.

Too bad, too sad and too glad that all those other souls have to suffer indirectly over this like Nic and Cecil, so let's see how time reveal the fragility of things to come.

Well since we are here on the topic on sex, scandals, lies, deceits, etc. I would like to recall a particular psychology lesson that I attended. My lecturer was debating the issue of sex with the class about how different societies and cultural values have influences on it. In fact in almost all cultures, sex is deem as a taboo subject but for Asians, this particular subject seems to have taken a huge beating that only allows it to surface underground. And the more it's being suppress, the probability of occurence is enhanced greatly but at the same time pushed further underground. Most older Asian values see sex as part of the following equations -

- The relationship between the 3 factors flow in a clockwise direction where one factor will lead to the other 2.

1. Marriage - > Sex - > Children

The most dominant classic view that the path is one directional with the flow of Marriage being the gateway to Sex which is the gateway to Children. However if you rearrange the flow keeping the fact that sex is solely for procreation, you will have -

2. Sex - > Children - > Marriage

which simply means that if you have sex (before marriage), you will have children which will ultimately lead to marriage.

3. Children - > Marriage - > Sex

This means that in any case if you have children (before marriage), then you have to get married to have sex.

However there are flaws in this restrictive view which if implemented may disrupt the relationship of the 3 factors. We shall not discuss that here for simplicity sake.

Here is another equation which I have found it relatively interesting...

Marriage = Sex + Children

Based on the above equation, Marriage will allow Sex and Children but
upon further inspection -

Sex = Marriage - Children,

which simply means that Marriage less Children will lead to tons of Sex and lastly,

Children = Marriage - Sex

which pretty much self-explanatory, Children means Marriage less tons of Sex.

Right on Edison, because thanks to you, the world including myself will have the God sent chance to "appreciate" the beauty of nature and feed our tardy little minds on some of the most gorgeous people on Earth.