Tuesday, May 17, 2005

House Of Wax

- The Path you Choose Will Be Your Destiny -

Okay, let me do a little review on House of Wax after watching it yesterday with my fellow movie kaki Amber...haha somehow I only go watch movies that is like really worth watching like LOTR, Starwars, etc but for those plain unappealing ones, I guessed I would probably give it a miss but thanks to Amber, my new found movie kaki, she'd ask me to accompany her watch those movie that I'd otherwise had given it a miss...

So House of Wax, my review...the gore factor is almost equal to Resident Evil the movie but nothing compared to the actual Resident Evil game or the Texas Chainsaw Massacare Movie...good for those who are into wax and stuffs...(Duh!?), Basically it's like pretty boring build up about a bunch of youngsters making their way to another state to play football (American Football...not soccer!) and somehow they decided to take a shortcut that's not on the map or the GPS in their car, and so there's a particular scene showing some bobbing head movements from our little vamp, Paris Hilton on the driver's lap...so go figure...they got lost and decided to camp in the woods for 1 night...got interupted by a old, rusty looking pick-up (what's new duh!?!?...) shining it's headlights at them...1 of the them got really pissed and threw a bottle and broke the headlights of the pick-up and it sort of drove off afterthat...and all these took up like almost 45mins or more...damn...

After that it was like watching Nightmare on Elm Street, Texas Chainsaw Massacare or Friday the 13...your typical Wes Craven flick where the killer chase down the main characters, girls in skimpy outfits shrieking and yelping for help and being killed in the end, boy chase killer and kill him, killer didn't die and come back for revenge...haha lame...but I must give credit to the ingenius computer wizardry and props to show the wax melting under the character's feet and the whole house made of wax come melting down...ending was typical that sort of suggest a sequel which is also know to be a flop...haha overall if you are into gore and wax and Paris Hilton in bra and panties and have like a spare $10, go watch it...

And speaking of horror movies, there's a upcoming Amityville House of Horror and here's a link of famous supernatural television spook Amityville, truth or hoax, you decide...

The Amityville House of horror - http://www.castleofspirits.com/amitycultural.html

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